I watch this disturbing video every easter
The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece.
This is beautiful.
All I can think is way to ruin an iron.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor
it’s a simile
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my g-d…
and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean
THE MARAUDERS SPENT THREE YEARS TRYING TO BECOME ANIMAGI
THEY ACHIEVED IT IN THEIR FIFTH YEAR
THAT MEANS THREE TWELVE YEAR OLDS DECIDED TO TURN INTO ANIMALS FOR A WEREWOLF THEY HAD MET JUST ONE YEAR PRIOR
DONT TOUCH ME I AM NOT OKAY
Perhaps she’s stronger than you think.
Sober vs. drunk Sherlock
Bad Luck Frederick (don’t tell me it didn’t cross your mind)