banesidhe:

artemiselani:

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

This is beautiful.

All I can think is way to ruin an iron.

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

egberts:

grovyle:

im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

it’s a simile

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my g-d…

seite:

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

floral-ink:

THE MARAUDERS SPENT THREE YEARS TRYING TO BECOME ANIMAGI

THEY ACHIEVED IT IN THEIR FIFTH YEAR

THAT MEANS THREE TWELVE YEAR OLDS DECIDED TO TURN INTO ANIMALS FOR A WEREWOLF THEY HAD MET JUST ONE YEAR PRIOR

DONT TOUCH ME I AM NOT OKAY

Perhaps she’s stronger than you think.

Sober vs. drunk Sherlock


Title: a very important chilton thing


Played: 2136 times

eyebrowsandbadpuns:

Bad Luck Frederick (don’t tell me it didn’t cross your mind)

friendly-giant-mushroom:

I just

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Updates

Watching: Breaking Bad
Reading: The 50th Anniversary Edition Doctor Who novels
Listening to: Welcome to Night Vale
Working on: doing ALL THE HOMEWORKS

I wipe butts.